How NOT to Dress Christmas Tacky!

I see people breaking these rules all the time around Christmas, and it gets on my nerves! Especially the sweet on grannies with 50 cats that dress in sweaters that sings "Jingle Bells" whenever you move. So in oder to avoid looking too tack here are a few tips.

1.) Do not wear anything that moves, sings, jingles, or talks. Do you want to look like you're crazy? However, if you want to have no friends and drive of anyone near you, feel free to break this rule.

2.) No excessive sparkly glitter or tinsel on your clothes. You are not the Tin Man from "The Wizard of Oz", do not even try.

3.) Don't wear anything that lights up. Unless you want to cause a car accident with your flashing red and green lights, stuck all over the sweater you stole from the old folks home.

4.) Do not dress in all one color. This no-no applies to all outfits, but this season especially!

5.) Please, for the love of God, NO  Christmas tree hats! We of the fashion community beg you.

 Don't be this kid.